Oh no! An Isabeau question!
Okay, will someone please assist an out-of-touch old fart and explain to him what 'emo' is?
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DURAN DURAN
The original 'hair band'. Their overproduced brand of mediocrity made for one bad hair day for all.
DEAD OR ALIVE
They're still available for Bas-Mitzvahs, if anyone's interested.
ALANIS MORRISSETTE
It's amazing just how many second rate acts she's influenced. I think I read someplace that she was discovered by Madonna. That's pretty much all I need to know.
SHANIA TWAIN
Tammy Wynette and Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline and Dolly Parton and Lee Ann Womack were and are Country. Shania Twain's rubbish.
REGGAETON
Anyone who performs it. Doesn't matter who.
TOBEY KEITH
Contrived patriotism, created and paid for by the GOP. Hank Williams and Faron Young and Merle Haggard and George Jones and Conway Twitty and George Strait were and are Country. Tobey Keith is a gas station attendant.
ROD STEWART
Mixed bag here. I love some of his much older songs...but the later ones pretty much reek, and his recordings of standards really should be standard fare on the old Dr. Demento radio show. Rod got married again, this time, to a woman younger than his Blackberry.
WAYNE NEWTON
God help us all.