Have a bite with the Shark...Ask me stuff

[Skipadeedoodah]

Do you have a favorite spanking implement? If you do, why is it your favorite?

 

[TropicThunder]

What color is your toothbrush?

 

[Snail Shell]

What is the opposite of corn?

 

[TropicThunder]

Does light have mass?

 

[fireguardian]

What is the speed of spank?

 

[Snail Shell]

Can God create an ass so rhino-like, even he himself cannot spank it without his hand getting all sore?

 

[fireguardian]

Are you going to make Bella answer all these for you?

 

[fireguardian]

If I ask oh so nicely will you bite?

 

[Snail Shell]

If fed a steady supply of tacos, would you be sufficiently distracted by the severe beating Mrs. Brady sorely needs?

 

[TropicThunder]

Innie or outtie?

 

[Snail Shell]

If you could have any single piece of sports memorablilia, what would it be?

 

[fireguardian]

Do you secretly carry a puppy around in your purse?

 

[Snail Shell]

What is the worst thing you've ever done in a relationship?

 

[TropicThunder]

Have you ever been so mad that you just pissed fire?

 

[Snail Shell]

If you could paddle any celebrity, who would it be?

 

[Snail Shell]

Who was Benjamin D'Israeli?

 

[fireguardian]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[fireguardian]

Is this your favorite Monty Python quote? Bad Zoot! She is a naughty person. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. You must spank her well. And then... spank me!
-Dingo

 

[fireguardian]

Do you have a lovely bunch of coconuts?

 

[fireguardian]

Do you still love us after all this?

 

[tklee88]

Do you scrub behind your ears??? 😀

 

[Brucetheshark]

What was the last book you read?

I'm presently reading Failure is not an Option by Gene Kranz, the NASA Mission Control Flight Director during the Apollo moon landing programs.

 

[Brucetheshark]

So when do we get to spank you?

My, my, my! You've just earned a Bad Girl Paddling! x 50,000!

 

[TropicThunder]

Did you know that tklee88 shrieked and ran away when she saw you answering our questions?

 

[Brucetheshark]

What extra-curricular activities did you do in high school (as a student), besides football?

I played basketball and competed in the shot put.

Could you defeat Dolph Lundgren in a fight to the death?

Um, sure. Why not.

Can you dodge a wrench?

I wouldn't need to if you threw it, noodle arm.

Will please do the Go Grab My Belt dance for me? Please?

Absolutely not.

You're in charge of Manly Movie Night. What three movies are we watching?

Rocky I. First Blood. Any Dirty Harry movie.

Who the hell put you in charge of monitoring the ladies language?! I say what I want! 😉

Should we ask Impaler just how well that worked? 😉

How does one successfully scale the outside of the Empire State Building?

Ask Natural. 😀

Dude, volleyball? Seriously?!

Yep! It rocks.

So how much are you wishing you never started this thread right now?

I love this thread...and the excuses I now have to paddle you 'til you cry. 😀

What's at the other end of the rainbow?

Ask Bill Brady.

Who's your favorite hockey team?

Pittsburgh Penguins.

Are you at all familiar with the multiple quote button located at the bottom right of each individual post?

I am now, D. A.

How many sharks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sharks have fins, which means they don't have thumbs to screw in light bulbs, D. A.

What's your favorite dinosaur?

T-Rex, of course.

How much can you really eat in one sitting?

Now this is a legitimate question that I can answer with the China Cottage Carnage series of events. There is this Chinese restaurant in Dayton, Ohio called China Cottage. I first went there in 1995 after a volleyball tournament. I ate my meal, most of three other peoples' meals and the huge community bowl of fried rice. The table was in respectful awe of the exploit. China Cottage Carnage II and III were just as impressive. Most recently, last summer at our volleyball club's coach's banquet, I ordered the all-you-can-eat King crab legs for $35.00, much to the chagrin of my club director at the time of order. Two hours and 7 platefuls of crab legs eaten later, he was more than OK with my order since thre restaurant lost money on that deal.

What was the best decade, in your opinion?

The 80's, duh!

Who's more bad ass? Darth Vader or Khan?

Vader, who could kill someone without laying a finger on them, miss potty typist!

Who is your all-time favourite professional wrestler?

Hulk Hogan.

Do you have a favorite spanking implement? If you do, why is it your favorite?

The wooden school paddle, right Mrs. Brady? I love it because its fearsome and when delivered properly, causes QUITE the sensation. Skippy, tklee88 and miss fireguardian will find this out in November.

What is the speed of spank?

You can tell me through your tears in November, brat! 😉

Are you going to make Bella answer all these for you?

NO!

If you could have any single piece of sports memorablilia, what would it be?

Six Lombardi trophies for IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL and XLIII. Slacker would, I'm sure, agree.

If you could paddle any celebrity, who would it be?

Janet Jackson because she's so hot and Jennifer Lopez for the obvious reasons.

Do you still love us after all this?

Yes. And I'm sure you'll love me after your paddling in November.

Did you know that tklee88 shrieked and ran away when she saw you answering our questions?

She should, she dropped an "f" bomb and will be paddled red!

looks like we will have football this year....
just what would you do if there was no football??

The UFL is cool. I'd watch that instead. I watch it now.