Have a bite with the Shark...Ask me stuff

[fireguardian]

So between the three of us and Bella how tired are you going to be at the end of Bella Bash?

 

[BlackestLily]

Will you teach me how to pump iron properly so I can improve my strength?

 

[fireguardian]

Will you teach me how to pump iron properly so I can improve my strength?

Wife you are sexy fierce you don't need help!

So do you like it when the lady you want to play with fights back a little? Or even full blown wrestles with you?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Rocky I. First Blood.

Are you aware of my obsession with Sylvester Stallone?? Most excellent choices 😀 Although, First Blood Part Two is my personal favorite Rambo movie.

The wooden school paddle, right Mrs. Brady? I love it because its fearsome and when delivered properly, causes QUITE the sensation. Skippy, tklee88 and miss fireguardian will find this out in November.

Um..I'm not sure how prepared I am for "QUITE the sensation" I am fragile.

 

[Snail Shell]

I'd you'd know by know that I'm not so much a dumbass as a smartass. It's only been, what, three years? 😉

 

[BellaRisa]

I'd you'd know by know that I'm not so much a dumbass as a smartass.

 

[Snail Shell]

You heard me.

Anyways, I've had sleep now.

Where's the rest of the answers from yesterday?

 

[tklee88]

Did you know that I've been a very good girl this weekend?

 

[BellaRisa]

So when do we get to spank you?

 

[Brucetheshark]

So between the three of us and Bella how tired are you going to be at the end of Bella Bash?

I'm the Energizer Bunny. There will be no tired.

Will you teach me how to pump iron properly so I can improve my strength?

If we can effectively do so from distance, then yes!

So do you like it when the lady you want to play with fights back a little? Or even full blown wrestles with you?

Under certain circumstances, yes it can be very fun.

Are you aware of my obsession with Sylvester Stallone?? Most excellent choices 😀 Although, First Blood Part Two is my personal favorite Rambo movie.

I am now. 😀

Um..I'm not sure how prepared I am for "QUITE the sensation" I am fragile.

This is crap, and you know it because it is a fact.

I'd you'd know by know that I'm not so much a dumbass as a smartass. It's only been, what, three years? 😉

Read what you typed again. D. A. 😀

You heard me.

Anyways, I've had sleep now.

Where's the rest of the answers from yesterday?

The crap that was not answered was deemed entirely too dumb to answer by me, the owner of this thread. Bug off. 😀

Did you know that I've been a very good girl this weekend?

This is crap, and you know it because it is a fact.

I know, right? THIS is why she's earned quite the paddling from me.

 

[BellaRisa]

Under certain circumstances, yes it can be very fun.

Does "certain circumstances" mean about 95% of the times we've ever been together? 😉


And do you realize you used the word "crap" more times in this thread than in the entire time I've known you?

 

[Brucetheshark]

Does "certain circumstances" mean about 95% of the times we've ever been together? 😉

Sure. Since you instigate things...yes.

And do you realize you used the word "crap" more times in this thread than in the entire time I've known you?

There's been a lot of crap to deal with. It's better than the other word.

 

[BellaRisa]

Sure. Since you instigate things...yes.

Does 'instigate' still mean being reasonably attractive and in the same room as you? 😉

There's been a lot of crap to deal with. It's better than the other word.

Does "crap" count as a swear word? (I honestly don't know since I never use it anyways)


Do you miss the Diamondback as much as I do?

 

[Snail Shell]

Say, for the sake of argument, you end up visiting friends and loved ones in a city like, say, Toronto on vacation. Your friends, knowing you as well as they do, take you to a restaurant that serves all-you-can-eat, raw, snack-size, marinated meat-stuffs to you while you sit at a table with a grill built into the middle. Could you conceivably put such a restaurant out of business? Would you be willing to try? Should Mrs. Bella arrive in Canada some time in the foreseeable future, would you join her?

😀

 

[natural tickler]

as I am sure you either heard or read about Harrison's rant, so the question I have is this...

is this the last time we see him in a Steelers uniform??

 

[TropicThunder]

Did you know that apparently spanking cures hiccups?

 

[fireguardian]

Say, for the sake of argument, you end up visiting friends and loved ones in a city like, say, Toronto on vacation. Your friends, knowing you as well as they do, take you to a restaurant that serves all-you-can-eat, raw, snack-size, marinated meat-stuffs to you while you sit at a table with a grill built into the middle. Could you conceivably put such a restaurant out of business? Would you be willing to try? Should Mrs. Bella arrive in Canada some time in the foreseeable future, would you join her?

😀

Can I be there to watch in awe of how much you can eat when Snail takes you to this place? Trust the food was awesome!

 

[BellaRisa]

Can I be there to watch in awe of how much you can eat when Snail takes you to this place? Trust the food was awesome!

We have a very similar place here in Columbus, you can watch during the Bash 😀

 

[Brucetheshark]

Does 'instigate' still mean being reasonably attractive and in the same room as you? 😉

Among the many reasons, this would be one of them.

Does "crap" count as a swear word? (I honestly don't know since I never use it anyways)

Nope. I let my children use it.

Do you miss the Diamondback as much as I do?

Probably. How much do you miss it?

Say, for the sake of argument, you end up visiting friends and loved ones in a city like, say, Toronto on vacation. Your friends, knowing you as well as they do, take you to a restaurant that serves all-you-can-eat, raw, snack-size, marinated meat-stuffs to you while you sit at a table with a grill built into the middle. Could you conceivably put such a restaurant out of business? Would you be willing to try? Should Mrs. Bella arrive in Canada some time in the foreseeable future, would you join her?

😀

I would like to have such an experience. Not sure when that can happen, though.

as I am sure you either heard or read about Harrison's rant, so the question I have is this...

is this the last time we see him in a Steelers uniform??

I doubt they cut him for this. The team might fine him. Wait until his production slips, though, and they'll part ways quickly. They've often done that with OLB's in the past (Greg Lloyd, Jason Gildon, Kevin Greene, Clark Haggans and Joey Porter come to mind).

Did you know that apparently spanking cures hiccups?

Don't give me any more excuses. 😀

Can I be there to watch in awe of how much you can eat when Snail takes you to this place? Trust the food was awesome!

Sure! You're good company.

We have a very similar place here in Columbus, you can watch during the Bash 😀

Yeah, that!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

This is crap, and you know it because it is a fact.

LOL No no no - the fact is that when someone who has probably been spanking asses the better part of his adult life says that something delivers "quite the sensation" this girl gets a liiiiittle uneasy LOL And I am still a very inexperienced spankee, i.e. fragile.

 

[paracarl44]

Does your paddle have holes in it?

 

[BellaRisa]

Does your paddle have holes in it?

'Paddle' in the singular as if he only has one gives me a giggle 😎

 

[BellaRisa]

LOL No no no - the fact is that when someone who has probably been spanking asses the better part of his adult life says that something delivers "quite the sensation" this girl gets a liiiiittle uneasy LOL And I am still a very inexperienced spankee, i.e. fragile.

Does Skip still count as inexperienced?

Should I explain the sensation we're talking about or let her learn in November?

 

[Brucetheshark]

LOL No no no - the fact is that when someone who has probably been spanking asses the better part of his adult life says that something delivers "quite the sensation" this girl gets a liiiiittle uneasy LOL And I am still a very inexperienced spankee, i.e. fragile.

You'll be just fine...I'll make sure that you'll get the exact amount of "quite the sensation" that you can handle...and remember for a LONG time. 😀
Inexperienced spankee? Maybe. Inexperienced BRAT? Hardly! (Pardon the pun).

 

[Brucetheshark]

Does your paddle have holes in it?

Some of them do. My two favorites however do not.