Have a bite with the Shark...Ask me stuff

[Brucetheshark]

Does Skip still count as inexperienced?

Should I explain the sensation we're talking about or let her learn in November?

Oh, one learns best by experience, of course. So, I'll be "explaining" very clearly to her in November. However, if you'd like to try to explain it to her, you're more than welcome.

'Paddle' in the singular as if he only has one gives me a giggle 😎

I know, right?

 

[fireguardian]

'Paddle' in the singular as if he only has one gives me a giggle 😎

How many paddles do you actually have? And is that your favorite type of spanking tool or is there another you prefer?

 

[Brucetheshark]

How many paddles do you actually have?

I'm not really sure. I believe Mrs. Brady and I share 10-12 wooden ones and 4-6 leather ones. How about we count them in November? I'm thinking you can help by counting how many swats you get with each one. 10-20 swats with each one should be sufficient for your participation in this wonderful event. 😉

And is that your favorite type of spanking tool or is there another you prefer?

Wooden paddles are my favorite to use.

 

[natural tickler]

how are you good sir??

ready for some football??

 

[Brucetheshark]

how are you good sir??

ready for some football??

I'm well and always ready for football: Pee Wee (my son is eight and playing tackle for the first time this season), high school, college or pro (Canadian or US).

 

[TropicThunder]

Did you ever sport a mullet?

 

[paracarl44]

Do you have a leather paddle?

 

[Brucetheshark]

Did you ever sport a mullet?

You've spent time with me twice. Both times you've seen me, that's how I sport my hair. Been like this for 22 years. So, um, "Heck no, Bob!"

 

[Brucetheshark]

Do you have a leather paddle?

Several. They make great sounds!

 

[BellaRisa]

that's how I sport my hair.

I know that's a legit way to say it, but the snicker it gave me would have me in trouble if you were here; even your haircut involves "sport" 🙄 😈


What car would you have if money were no object?

 

[fireguardian]

I'm not really sure. I believe Mrs. Brady and I share 10-12 wooden ones and 4-6 leather ones. How about we count them in November? I'm thinking you can help by counting how many swats you get with each one. 10-20 swats with each one should be sufficient for your participation in this wonderful event. 😉



Wooden paddles are my favorite to use.

Oh my goodness! I haven't been that bad? Haven't I been at least slightly amusing? We still all want to know if you have a lovely bunch of coconuts. So do you?

 

[TropicThunder]

Have you ever actually eaten shark before?

 

[Snail Shell]

If you were a professional wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

 

[Brucetheshark]

I know that's a legit way to say it, but the snicker it gave me would have me in trouble if you were here; even your haircut involves "sport" 🙄 😈

Young lady, you do realize that I chose to use the word from the question that was posed to me, yes? I normally don't use that word in that connotation.

Insert thick spanish accent here: "Djou keep using dat word...I do not think ih means wha you think ih means."

What car would you have if money were no object?

Not trying to spoil the fun, but I already have it. Ask me about the home I'd have.

Oh my goodness! I haven't been that bad?

Bad? Not really. But, I do think you wanted to get my all of my attention. So, you're gonna get ALL of my attention in November...and a red fanny! 😉

Haven't I been at least slightly amusing?

Sure, let's call it that. 😉

We still all want to know if you have a lovely bunch of coconuts. So do you?

Again, ALL of my attention...

Have you ever actually eaten shark before?

Nope. I can't recall an opportunity for me to have tried shark.

If you were a professional wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The actual move or what I would call it?

 

[TropicThunder]

Nope. I can't recall an opportunity for me to have tried shark.

You're not missing much.

 

[Snail Shell]

The actual move or what I would call it?

Both.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Both.

It would be the Atomic Leg Lock. I'll let you figure out the rest.

 

[Angel77]

Hi! How are ya?

 

[Brucetheshark]

Hi! How are ya?

I am well. Busy right now lookin' at new income opportunities and ways to help more people. And you are doing...fine?

 

[BlackestLily]

If you could play for any team professionally BESIDES the Steelers, what team would you pick?

 

[Persephone]

How is your summer going so far (aside from it being really freaking hot outside 🙂 ) ?

 

[Brucetheshark]

If you could play for any team professionally BESIDES the Steelers, what team would you pick?

The Browns. (Don't have a heart attack, Slacker). I'm from NE Ohio and still live here. I would want to help them win something this century.

How is your summer going so far (aside from it being really freaking hot outside 🙂 ) ?

Really well. I played ball on Monday night and did pretty well for not playing in awhile.

 

[CrystalLight]

Are you aware that the Steelers are full of Fail & the only thing their jerseys are good for are picking up dog poo?

 

[Brucetheshark]

Are you aware that the Steelers are full of Fail & the only thing their jerseys are good for are picking up dog poo?

Replacing the noun Steelers with the noun CrystalLight, and making the necessary grammatical corrections yields the following:

Are you aware that CrytalLight is full of Fail & the only thing she's good for is picking up dog poo?

This makes more sense to us all. Thank you for playing! 😀

 

[CrystalLight]

Replacing the noun Steelers with the noun CrystalLight, and making the necessary grammatical corrections yields the following:



This makes more sense to us all. Thank you for playing! 😀

D'aw.

But aren't you aware I was merely testing the waters? 😀