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Tickling/Religion/Guilt & Evil...

No argument concerning not ignoring things political, Q. I just ain't gonna argue trivia. I'll still smack a local politician by mail and email whenever the need presents itself. So far, of late, my politicians have done well by me. I view this as doin' their job well, though it COULD be luck.

I laughed long and hard, picturin' a Philly gang rollin' this way by plane, especially picturing the frisking they'd get. First y'gotta FIND me, big boy. 😉 Thanks for bowin', though.

Regardin' that miscreant disguised as human, I'm more equalist about such things, and am surprised at your base manners, sir. I'd be much more fair about it. I'd be inclined t'call on some "acquantances" t'help fill a pit with 6 angry, hungry attack dogs, then coat the fucker's naked little self wit' meat grease, and huck his ass t'the dogs. I might even tape it for the news, so the next misfit thinkin' 'bout such knew that someone's mean enough to equalize. The dogs, I'd feed well afterwards. I hate folks messin' wit' dogs. I'm lucky I don't have such opportunities.

Thankfully, no one around me is doin' such things, and those that come close, thus far, have karma get 'em long before I ever hafta. Some misfit near me messed wit' my ma's ride, riggin' the tires to blow, and they blew out on the freeway, three at once. Nearly killed her. I've an obvious problem with such. Oddly, the moron that did it had one MEAN massive stroke recently, months later, and, bein' that he was already an ass, he's makin' his misfit family VERY unhappy, so all are reapin' what they sowed.

Faith, brother. That man will get his, sometime soon, of random circumstance.

dvnc
 
Random my left ear...lol

Sorry...I don't have your faith in the universe, friend. I'll work towards keeping his case in the news and pressure on that idiot judge. If karma or whatever strikes him down, I won't shed a tear and will try to spread the word of his demise to all who would harm a helpless animal. That's really the only surefire way to get my truck to screech to a stop or my undivided anger....they rank just ahead of child molesters on my list of people that need to be expunged from earth, which is saying a lot.

Like your solution, but it still isn't bad enough for that protoplasmic horror....can we keep him alive and do it at least 6 times? Aargh,,,this can't be good for my blood pressure! Messing with a humans tires will get you jail time, but I assume you had no "proof" that would win a legal battle....glad "justice" stepped in and played a card for you!

Gang got stopped at the airport, they took half their weapons, so I'm sending them by GreyHound Bus line...as for not knowing where you are..hehe...there was NO shortage of vengeful ticklees willing to part with your addy! Karma, dude!! :wow: Q
 
This'd further qualify as the "evil" portion of this thread...

Find a nurse t'patch the f****r and bring 'em back around every day. Start the first day by hangin' the evil bastard upside-down, low enough over said fine hungry beasties that when he finally fatigues, many hours later, his hands are in reach when they drop. After the first chomp, he'll repeat this until fatigue sets in. Do remember to haul him back away and patch him. Repeat the next day wit' his feet. Patch again. The next day, poke his ears through a hole. The next...

Well, you get the idea.

The Huron were particularly noted for dealing with unpleasant folk in a manner to discourage such behavior from others.

As for folks messin' wit' kids, well, shotguns ain't really for huntin', y'know.

Can't spook me, btw, brother, any better than ya can find me. I disappeared after my last separation, over a year ago. My mailin' address is a P.O. Box inherited from a former lover, and thus registered in her name. My roomies would also help clean up any problems. Mountain folk are interestin' that way. 😉

'Sides, I don't know of a 'lee with a vengeful side for me. No love in that, and it's all about the love, y'know. 😉

Ever wiley,

dvnc
 
Infinite death penalty

In a Sci-Fi series I have been reading for more than 20 years now (Perry Rhodan), there's a far away planet in the distant future where they have the 'Infinite Death Penalty': Their medicine is far enough advanced to revive almost anybody who hasn't been blasted to smithereens, and they perform one death sentence after the other to the same convict. Each more painful than the previous, and with enough time inbetween for anticipation... :devil:

I don't favor death penalty though. It has caused more deaths than preventing them, the prospective victims preferring to choose a final shoot-out when the cops get close. Most criminals don't expect to get caught anyway, and many of the death-convict murders were committed without the intent to kill. Besides, justice depends too often on the quality of lawyer you can afford.

However, I wouldn't hesitate to kill any child molester who dared to go near my daughters, and I wouldn't mind to go to death row for that! I would hesitate though to kill an animal torturer. Those people are just not worth dying for. You'd have to kill too many pharma-industry CEOs anyway.
 
Nice...

I like the way you think, evil twin! Yeah, I'm too lazy to find you, but there's gotta be someone out there who'll give ya up!! If I offer a Mac puter for a reward, maybe some of your techie buddies will roll over? Nah...damn liberals stick together, huh?

Wiley is a coyote, BTW...and you see the luck he has....lol! Q the roadrunner....beep beep
 
*sob* but shouldn't we try to understand these poor misguided persons who are victims of society? *sniff* maybe they had sad childhoods or had low self-esteem*sob*maybe we should embrace them and accept them as differently abled.....
 
Yeah.."embrace"

I have zero tolerance for some types of people...they should beware...as I get older I have less and less to lose, especially without a death penalty! Sorry, Hal....respectfully disagree. There ARE certain crimes that call for "removal of the player" from the game of life. Not being Biblical, as in an eye for an eye, but some of the evil premeditated crap needs to be finished off to remove any doubt of repetition through parole, mistakes, escapes or acts of god/devil. No one who has been executed has committed another murder. End of story, and though you are correct that $ talks at times (O.J. being a fine example), you still need to at least try to apply punishment and/or justice somehow in this mixed up world. Hopefully dvncs karma theory will take care of the 2% that escape that way....but I'm still waiting for Simpson to develop those festering boils.... Q
 
Wow! Did this thread take a turn I never would have expected.

dvnc, for some reason your punishment scenario reminded me of a tape my 9 year old daughter just got. It is a VeggieTales video, a Christian animated series using vegetables to tell Bible stories and other moral tidbits. This new tape is about the Biblical story of Esther. In ancient Persia there was a law that nobody came before the king without invitation. If someone did crash his throne room uninvited, they were excuted. Well in the tape I guess they don't want to scare the kids by executing cucumbers and tomatoes so the punishment is banishment to the Island of Perpetual Tickling. Where one is tickled forever and ever, world without end. Amen.

Now, I would just love to know how many people from the TMF end up buying that tape because of this post.
 
Twisty...

Told you we tend to "meander" a bit Omega,lol! Good choice on not executing veggies in my opinion, but I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that the author of that video has a bit of the old TMF in him/her! Otherwise they would have been sent to the isle of Perpetual Rain or some such innocent thing. Guess I've been helping this latest detour, but animal cruelty makes me see red and brings out the anger I hide so carefully very quickly. I'm actually afraid that I would do great harm to someone if I witnessed an incident of cruelty. I try not to read about or watch some of the sick things that people do, but once in a while one slips into my peripheral vision, and I get physically ill at being a member of the same species as one of these...things.

Hi again ,BTW. And hello to shark...don't think we've chatted before either. Guess we've surfaced a type of "evil" here, but not one I have any guilt about, other than not being able to protect small helpless critters from scum. I've been clenching my jaw all night thinking about that idiot getting away with a "fine"....may he be the finest victim of dvncs karma theory. Q
 
Hello Qjakal..we have only posted in passing thus far.
If anyone is wondering where I got some of the liberal news,you can try www.warroom.com,a local radio station show.Many have also been from experiences of my own or friends-PA public schools seem to have plenty of these incidents.
Please understand that I do not wish to insult anyone-if I wanted to,it would be very obvious and probably deleted by moderators.As we are in a free forum,any legitimate viewpoint that meets site guidelines would be posted and possibly rebutted by others.It's unfortunate that the extremes can define the whole body of liberal or conservative,but that's how it can work.
As far as the dog killer......I better not say...even my friends are taken back at some of my ideas.
 
Nice Site...

Thanks shark..interesting site, to say the least!

On another note, I am still hoping to expand our base of repliers (is that a word?)to include some others...of course I'm still also hoping to regrow all my hair too, and you can see how that's going in the member pic section! 😀 Q
 
Hal, I respectfully disagree. The death penalty is a highly effective deterrent, so long as it is carried out on every offender, immediately after the offense, with no possibility of appeal, and that fact is widely known. That's why people are reluctant to testify against gangsters. Of course, Q is right about 100% deterrence of the executed. Retribution has its place too - what else could we have done with Timothy McVeigh?

I don't know the particulars about the hanged dogs. Sounds pretty bizarre. Has there been a determination of the guy's mental state?

Still, I'm opposed to inflexible animal-cruelty laws written by people who have seen "Bambi" a time too many. Out in the country, there are excellent reasons to shoot dogs, especially when they are running in a pack. A neighbor lost expensive livestock, including a whole flock of goats, to one such pack. He's lucky it wasn't his grandchildren they killed. In those circumstances, law be damned and use the "Three-S" technique: Shoot, Shovel, Shut up.

Strelnikov
 
Wishful thinking...

I'm an old farm boy also, Strel..I know things have their time and place, and how to do what needs to be done. This piece of crap was a breeder who didn't want the dogs anymore..he was moving and they weren't "that good"...turns my stomach.
 
shoot, shovel and shut up

Strelnikov said:
Out in the country, there are excellent reasons to shoot dogs, especially when they are running in a pack. A neighbor lost expensive livestock, including a whole flock of goats, to one such pack. He's lucky it wasn't his grandchildren they killed. In those circumstances, law be damned and use the "Three-S" technique: Shoot, Shovel, Shut up.

Strelnikov

My father-in-law has lost sheep and lambs to dogs. Just recently a neighbor shot a dog going after some sheep. He is no being charged and being sued by the dog owner. One of the cops working the case told my father-in-law the best thing to do is shoot it, bury it, and forget it.

I suppose another strategy would be to take pictures or video of the act then sue the dog owner. But how many sheep would be lost before the dogs quit? Seems to me a farmer should be able to protect his property.

I know this may not go over with many people, but, so what if a dog is shot and killed, it's just a dog.
 
Nope...

Okay, now you've ruffled my fur! Yes, there are times animals have to be killed. But, they are still creatures that can reason and feel, and to summarily dismiss them as souless "just" dogs isn't correct either. Kill them as humanely as possible and mourn them a bit...it won't hurt you at all. I've put down horses, cows, goats and of course dogs and cats, but never have I felt other than terrible about the job. Animals are a gift...whether from a "God" or evolution makes no diff to me. I treat them with dignity when possible and mercy if needed. As top of the food chain you have to protect your own, but that attitude...sheesh. Q
 
Q, I'm with ya on the concept of respecting the animal, but in Strel's case, that dog was goin' after that farmer's food (*1). If ya go after my food source, brother, all respect for ya goes out the window. If a dog went after my food source, I'd feel really bad about, but I'd spend the shells, brother.

The dog's owner is to blame there, and that the dullard can complain when HIS dog is after someone else's sheep (on someone else's property) is just ridiculous. He oughta be fined both for lettin' his dog over there AND smacked for harrassin' the farmer and the legal system.

I may be in California, but this whole ligitious society is tiresome to me.

All that, and I LOVE dogs.

dvnc

*1 - whether the farmer EATS his sheep or sells 'em, usin' the money t'buy food, those critters ARE the source of his eatings.
 
About dangerous dogs

Please enlighten me: In Germany, there's a law against so-called fight-dogs, mainly bullterriers, mastiffs, and a few other races which seem to attack people rather frequently. There are very tight restrictions for holders of such dogs, and nobody is allowed to breed or import them. Any holder of one of those dogs gets convicted for manslaughter if his dog attacks and kills somebody.

Is there a similar law in USA? Just curious...

BTW: I'm just noticing that this thread goes to the dogs... 😀
 
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Some clarification...

Just want to clear this up, dvnc...I was speaking about the idiot breeder who hanged his dogs rather than either move them with him, give them away or even take them to the pound. The farm story is not my issue, and as I said there are times when these things are necessary...the incident I'm referring to is NOT one of them.

Hal, there have been recent court cases decided in that fashion in the last 2 years here, wherein the owners of the animals have been charged with manslaughter. I believe the States have varying laws on this though...I'm sure someone with more legal background can jump in and elaborate. Q
 
There are laws against dogfighting in the US.Some communities have tried to require owners of certain breeds to have special insurance and adhere to ordinances,but there is no law prohibiting or limiting breeding in the US-at least none that I have ever heard of.
Owners of dogs that attack people can be held liable in court for damages.The problem is defining a mean dog or mean breed,as you can make any dog mean or make a "fight dog" pretty serene.But the owner of any dog that attacks faces legal trouble,especially if the "leash law" involved is broken.
 
Thanks, Q. Hal's right, too. Too many dog references here. 😉 I'm for your idea, and prolly worse, that way, and against filin' suit for a farmer shootin' ANY animal that shouldn't be in his/her field. Phew. Confusin'.

Could we talk about that God guy again. That was easier to keep up with, and no one wants to shoot anyone in that case. My own SUGGESTION spooks me, re-readin' it. I forget how much I like dogs 'til someone mistreats 'em. Sorry for the excessive description, folks. Ain't sorry for the idea, though. Just forgot to bring lemon juice...

dvnc
 
God=No Shooting?

Hmmm..I think you could start an argument with that statement dvnc...lol. "God" and his causes have waged many a war throughout history, or should I more correctly state "in the name of"....

I'd like to forget the dog idiot myself, but some things are intolerable...there's plenty of people who would have taken those purebreeds, and even if not, at least a humane death.....

Now I have to add his sorry butt to my list of people who should start running if I get diagnosed with a terminal illness...he's pretty damn close to the top too.

Back to religion/guilt/etc...I think I've had my fill of "evil" for awhile...

Q
 
Hi again

Tickling a sin don't make me laugh (Please do for God's sake!!!) I;m the comedy act around these parts and I'm here to make you laugh without useing tickling. Ok I'm done.

Please send all flames directed toward me to SONY (Kill Sega will they!!!)

Bye!!!
 
A Sin, or...?

Well...we've discussed the aspects of sin previously, and I feel we have a consensus regarding "intent" being tantamount in the omission or commission department of tickling as a sin. However, when placing a "victim' into a bondage situation, one treads upon shaky ground as far as being "unlawful" in certain ways. The prosecution rate on Unlawful Imprisonment is pretty high, so there's a definite gray area to be discussed here.... Q
 
Ah, that deserves it's own thread, though. "Bondage, and the legal repercussions" would be a good thread, though it DOES qualify as good where I'm concerned.

I don't even know whether or not there are still states that find such illegal, even in consentual situations. California doesn't.

dvnc
 
AfterMath

Unfortunately, the aftermath of such sessions often have repercusssions in many states, if it is claimed to have been nonconsensual, even though YOU may have thought otherwise. There was a recent case overturned (after many years) when the evidence of the young ladys past S/M history was allowed in finally...but the poor sap did jail time until then, and of course was held up to the spotlight in his hometown during all these phases of trial and "error". Yuk....:sowrong: Q
 
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