Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[tulipangel]

The sound from blasting one on a wooden chair is priceless! its like having an amplifier.

P.S. tulip, did the thai food have any effect on you?

Well, i guess i have an odd tummy cause it didnt! I wish it did cause my bf was really smelly that night and I couldnt fight back! It was very unfair!

 

[maniactickler]

Well, i guess i have an odd tummy cause it didnt! I wish it did cause my bf was really smelly that night and I couldnt fight back! It was very unfair!

Well you know the old saying, alls fair in flatulence and war!

 

[isabeau]

Well you know the old saying, alls fair in flatulence and war!

ooooooooo i so hate you......

isabeau

 

[kered]

ooooooooo i so hate you......

isabeau

........she says that, Maniac, but she always comes back.

 

[maniactickler]

........she says that, Maniac, but she always comes back.

I know. but just between you and i, lets go along with her to make her happy. we both know she loves this topic.

 

[tulipangel]

Izzy hun! I think you LOVE this thread! I think you find it gross but are strangley attracted to it lol!

 

[isabeau]

I know. but just between you and i, lets go along with her to make her happy. we both know she loves this topic.

isabeau

lol tulip

 

[kered]

I have had some massive trouser eruptions this morning. Quite musical, actually.

 

[maniactickler]

I have had some massive trouser eruptions this morning. Quite musical, actually.

You mean the type that make your pants pulsate in and out?

 

[kered]

You mean the type that make your pants pulsate in and out?

The type that you can feel the air bubble move up to your belt.

 

[isabeau]

The type that you can feel the air bubble move up to your belt.

omg....

isabeau

 

[tulipangel]

The type that you can feel the air bubble move up to your belt.

And then when you sit it flies out of the neck hole in your shirt (if your shirt is tucked in)?

 

[isabeau]

And then when you sit it flies out of the neck hole in your shirt (if your shirt is tucked in)?

omg tulip.........quit encouraging these sick sick men... hehehe

isabeau

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

And then when you sit it flies out of the neck hole in your shirt (if your shirt is tucked in)?

Lmao. Please tell me you're being hypothetical.

 

[tulipangel]

Lmao. Please tell me you're being hypothetical.

Why yes..... Yes I am

 

[kered]

Lmao. Please tell me you're being hypothetical.

I new HT would love this thread as much as Izzy and Tulip! Maniac will be so pleased.

 

[isabeau]

I new HT would love this thread as much as Izzy and Tulip! Maniac will be so pleased.

i do not love this thread...... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its a sick sick thread full of two very sick sick men.. hehe

isabeau

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I new HT would love this thread as much as Izzy and Tulip! Maniac will be so pleased.

Oh flippin' 'eck. What was I thinking? *smacks head on desk*

 

[kered]

Oh flippin' 'eck. What was I thinking? *smacks head on desk*

Admit it. Girls like to "let one fly" every now and then.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Admit it.

Never! *tightens her British stiff upper lip*




😛

 

[kered]

Never! *tightens her British stiff upper lip*




😛

All the kidney pies, fish and chips, and ale you consume has to produce a little 'allo 'allo sometimes. 🙄

 

[tulipangel]

Kered, LMAO! These ladies LOVE this thread as much as we do and they know it!

 

[maniactickler]

Oh flippin' 'eck. What was I thinking? *smacks head on desk*

Heavenly, id like to welcome you to the best thread on the TMF.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Heavenly, id like to welcome you to the best thread on the TMF.

Lol, thank you for the welcome. I don't intend to stay long, but I sense that won't be the case. 🙄

 

[kered]

Lol, thank you for the welcome. I don't intend to stay long, but I sense that won't be the case. 🙄

Of course you'll stay! Pull up a chair and enjoy some broccoli and baked beans, Ducks!